In 2008 I returned from 3 months in India. During that time a young man filled my voicemail inbox with hilarious, sad, and scary messages for “April Rose.”
My name is in fact April Rose and as a professional dancer I do have an online presence (how he found me) but this guy was after my namesake: the maxim model/porn star April Rose. To be clear: we are two different people. I am not a nude model in any way.
WARNING: this video contains sexually explicit adult language
(Dad, don’t watch this).
PS–don’t look for this guy or bother him. Just have a good laugh and leave it alone.